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Wednesday, 11 December 2002

Vicar tells children Santa is dead

Looks like this jerk recycled this joke to ruin Christmas for a bunch of kiddies:

"Mr Rayfield [said] it was scientifically impossible for Father Christmas to deliver so many presents so quickly... Mr Rayfield also told the youngsters that reindeer would burst into flames if they had to travel at the speeds necessary."
The original joke itself is hilarious. It's too bad Mr. Rayfield used it in such an inappropriate way. But the really sad thing is how much Mr. Rayfield totally misses the point... Everyone knows it's scientifically impossible for Santa to drag his big-ol' (jolly) rear-end to every (Christmas-celebrating) house in the world in a single night. To pull off his trick, he has to use a little bit of Santa magic .

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Actually, it IS scientifically possible, thanks to modern-day cloning technology.
- 12/11/2002 3:33 PM
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The vicar made no mention of science that disproves Biblical claims, I assume.
- 12/12/2002 12:12 AM
- HomerTheBrave (message)
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what a horrible thing to do to the poor kiddies!
- 12/12/2002 4:48 AM
- vcrimson (message)
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...what about St. Nicholas, I wonder. Love and energy. MuSe
- 12/12/2002 5:34 AM
- lkhend (message)
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lol love the joke...cool xanga...very factual...

spaz
- 12/22/2002 2:51 PM
- crazylu15 (message)
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recycled jokes are horrible. like fruitcake.
- 12/22/2002 4:38 PM
- parasite_boy (message)
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That vicar was so stupid not to notice the age of the kids who were present...sometimes I wonder about people,I really do...
- 12/23/2002 4:07 PM
- InvisibleAng (message)
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That is why Santa Claus is an alien.
- 12/23/2002 10:03 PM
- Kjao (message)
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Merry Christmas !!!
- 12/24/2002 10:25 PM
- Alice (message)
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I believe there is a Santa for each area, chosen for their special talents. Not quite cloning, though.
- 12/25/2002 4:37 AM
- Pikake (message)
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haha...perhaps santa should be cloned...

by the way i love your name! is it really marc? because if it is, that is one of my favorite names...

(sorry, i'm really weird...)
- 12/26/2002 1:43 PM
- gloria_rosenblum (message)
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Just stopped by to wish you a Very Happy New Year! And thank you for all you do to make Xanga the addiction of my choice!
- 12/29/2002 12:05 AM
- Lady_Roxy (message)
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hi there, thanks for fixing my header...i follow!! it just confused me b/c it was displaying fine b4 and then suddenly changed =) anyway, thanks again, i'll keep it in mind in the future!
- 1/4/2003 1:37 PM
- asiamerican (message)
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hey marc!?

*HUGE HUGS*

even if the timing was weird...

Thank you for taking the time out of making things better to come over and try to fix things for me... that honestly means a lot! (And took the womanly bitchiness right outta me!)
- 1/4/2003 7:32 PM
- ladydelaluna (message)
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When I first read that I had the biggest giggle fit. Santa smoosed to goo! OH my!
- 1/5/2003 12:29 AM
- SmoothSailing (message)
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servers those reindeer right...
- 1/7/2003 3:28 AM
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testing testing 1 2 3
- 1/22/2003 3:37 AM
- willthisworkwhoknows (message)
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yo
- 1/22/2003 11:11 AM
- yoy443 (message)
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hey, just wanted to say thank's for letting me know, about my premium,

crazybear
- 1/22/2003 8:17 PM
- crazybear (message)
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I'm using one of ure skins so i'm just saying thanks. ^.^
- 1/24/2003 2:48 PM
- AzNxTiGrEsS (message)
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